feldmania

I am better than everyone

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:46:51 GMT

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: jungleface_jake

I guess this is pretty fine, but my self-perception changes from like a day to day basis, so I'm fairly certain that if the survey told me I was the "Albino Cowboy Lesbian," I'd probably have the same reaction (ie: I guess so. Why not?).

I remember in high school I used to think that I was like the Slow Dancer - the "perfect guy," only girls didn't realize it and just went for stupid jocks (ie: anyone who had a girlfriend), and that's why I was so single. I kinda realized recently that I wasn't really any better than anyone else and was probably worse in a few ways (such as, thinking I was better than everyone else), and as a result, I was kind of an asshole when I finally did start dating. But hey, I guess the fact that I acknowledged this assholeness means I'm improving. Slowly but surely. I mean, I haven't been an asshole, relationship-wise, for a while now, and - oh wait never mind, I can think of a few slipups I've had. But hey, the fact that I can acknowledge THAT assholeness means I'm improving, right?

Right?

Whatever it's late.

Why the fuck not?

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:24:03 GMT

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You're fucking shitting me

Sat, 06 May 2006 06:47:28 GMT

Your results:
You are C-3PO

C-3PO		70%
Yoda		66%
Obi-Wan Kenobi		64%
Jar Jar Binks		60%
R2-D2		59%
Mace Windu		59%
Han Solo		58%
An Ewok		58%
Jabba the Hutt		57%
Luke Skywalker		56%

You don't have a lot going for you,
and you let everyone know it.
You may have one or two
close companions left,
but if you keep complaining
they may wander off.

(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)

Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Test

The display pic DISTINCTLY says "Aaron Strong." I... I'm going to go take an oil bath. I mean SHOWER! Fuck, now I'm depressed.

And shit! Jar Jar's up there too!

How Anticlimactic...

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:02:15 GMT

How evil are you?

See you next year!

Oooh... a GIVER...

Wed, 18 May 2005 23:05:09 GMT

Your #1 Match: ENFJ

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

What's Your Personality Type?

I guess this is accurate enough- I kinda think these things are pretty broad- but I think I agree with everything anyways.. so ya. I particularly like "you would make a good writer." Maybe I should show this to my creative writing teacher and be like "You see? You see? I'm a GOOD writer, bitch!"

Oh, and Star Wars! At last! Midnight tonight! I'm debating between wearing my Jar Jar rubber mask or not. I feel it would be suicidal to do so, both physically and mentally, but it would be comedy gold!

Just so My LIvejournal is not as barren as I am

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 17:59:32 GMT

I am writing a Livejournal. Right now. And I'm not too amused.
For one, uploading pics seems to be some sort of bitch, Mac-wise. Navigating and adding friends is too complicated. Fuck. I just want to crawl into MY own little hiding SPACE. Yes, I think MY SPACE would be much better. I'm going to MYSPACE now.

.....

Myspace is better than livejournal, by the way.